BUT HOW?

In 2017 the cycle of debate in sport reached pandemic levels.  New stations, shows, podcasts and blogs popping up daily - all arguing about the same things for 24 hours a day.  Even for the most sports-crazed among us, it became too much to handle.  Well, like my father who dies in 2038 always said, "You can turn blue complaining, or you can do something about it."  So I decided to do something.

I enrolled in a nuclear physics graduate program at Harvard, studied my ass off for two years, wrote my thesis on time travel and finished top pf my class.  Then I put my thesis into action.  Using my Mazda3, my Samsung 9 and 18 secret ingredients, I fashioned my own personal time machine for the purposes of collecting sports articles from the future and posting them at relevant times in the present.

Soon debate programs everywhere will be rendered useless and we can all get back to thinking about other stuff, like what we should eat for tonight's match.  And the world rejoices.